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stolen from gunter... [May. 5th, 2006|05:53 pm]
Howard Sherman
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My Humps
The Black Eyed Peas

I regularly make African Americans behave unpredictably! They treat me well enough, but I generally detect an ulterior motive as, unsolicited, they purchase expensive clothing for me from various high-profile designers (Dolce & Gabbana, et al)! They can't conceal their admiration for my posterior in form-fitting denim! They are undeterred by my continual refusal of their libidinous indulgence! Still, I can't deny the narcissistic pleasure I derive from exhibiting my womanly assets to such demonstrable effect! They adore my feminine protrusions!
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[User Picture]From: dagger
2006-05-08 05:17 pm (UTC)
Fergie herself would be proud.
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From: uberflast
2006-06-01 10:23 am (UTC)

ha!

hee hee haw haw haw
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